Past Quotes

A few of my past quotes have included:

"I wrote a song for you today while I was sitting in my room. I jumped up on my bed today and played it on a broom. I didn't think that it would be a song that you would hear, but when I played it in my head, I made you reappear. I wrote a video for it and I acted out each part. Then I took your picture out and taped it to my heart. I've taped you to my heart dear girl, I've taped you to my heart and if you pull away from me you'll tear my life apart.. ."

- Saul Williams

"Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice,
Appears under your feet."

- Roger Waters

I'm followin' the trends,
'cause I wanna have some friends."

- The Dead Milkmen

When Virginia Woolf wrote every woman needs a room of ones own she must have been talking about the kitchen.

- Marge Simpson

Superman Or Spiderman?

A simple question is next:

Superman or Spiderman?
	Superman
	Spiderman
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Poll Dance

Hello everyone,

I thought I'd try to incorporate more interactive materials to my weblog and throughout the next few months I'll be testing out various poll services. I'm keeping things simple for now - a poll about horror films. Please submit your answer below and hopefully I'll get a better idea of how this particular service provider works. As always, feel free to post your comments afterwards!

For the record - if you weren't a 'youngster' when you saw these films, feel free to choose the movie you found the most disturbing at the time you saw it.

Which of the following horror movies had the most traumatic effect on you as a youngster?
	A Nightmare On Elm Street
	Friday the 13th
	The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
	Pet Sematary
	The Exorcist
	Halloween
	The Omen
	Rosemary's Baby
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Long Time No Post

I just signed up for CBC Radio 3. My user name is 'paynondiaz', and my playlist is called 'wearemany.blogspot.com'. The music on this site is from Canadian, indie bands only so if you must, consider this a limited preview to RANK radio . . .


http://radio3.cbc.ca/play/paynondiaz

Christmas Is Coming

. . . and yet, a google image search for "Black Hairy Tongue" could kill the holiday spirit of Mary and Joseph themselves. Funny how I discovered such a foul sight - a friend had "Black Hairy Tongue" listed as a possible side effect for his/her meds (amidst the usuals such as 'headaches' and 'nausea'). What the F????? I gotta say that if I'm taking something where a black hairy tongue is the potential result, I'm looking into alternative therapy. Regardless, oral hygiene is the new theme to my holiday season.

Folgen Sie Dem Führer

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Mild Amusement

Click here: Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names

"Experience With Eggs A Must"

I came across a job posting today for a day shift cook that listed experience with eggs as being quite important. I don't know why I felt the need to share this with y'all. I just did, is all.

Also, did you know that wdL is 7pm upside down? I didn't until a few days ago.

On A Lighter Note . . .

Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh.

Feeling Lucky

Sometimes when I'm bored at work, I GOOGLE random words using the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. Here's what came up today:


Rat: www.ratfanclub.org/

Sad: www.sada.org.uk/

Slouch: momireadslouch.net/

Rat Sad Slouch: xxxerica.blogspot.com/

The Other Side Of 'Rank'

Although posting is fun, have you checked out the right-hand column of this page?

Did I Just Hear That?

These are some lyrics I have misheard over the years (honestly). They may not make sense in print, but if you listen to the song you'll hear how I made these mistakes . . .


Tom Jones, Sex Bomb

What I heard:
"Infrared seamen moves through the night"

The real lyrics:
“Infrared to see me move through the night”


No Doubt, Spiderwebs

What I heard:
“And it's all your fault
I scream my balls off
No matter who calls
I gotta scream my balls off”

The real lyrics:
“And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls”


The Cramps, Goo goo muck (I knew this one wasn't real, but I grew up near Oshawa, Ontario and every time I heard this song I did a double take)

What I heard:
"You better duck, in Oshawa, the goo-goo muck."

The real lyrics:
"You better duck, when I show up, the goo-goo muck."


The Cars, Just What I Needed

What I heard:
"It's not the perfume that you wear
It's island rhythms in your hair"

The real lyrics:
"It's not the perfume that you wear
It's not the ribbons in your hair"

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Halloween Triple Threat

I had an eventful Halloween season this year. In fact, it was the best one I’ve had in a long time. Here’s a run down of the shite I did:

Saturday (Oct. 29th): Rue-Morgue Graveyard A Go-Go

Pros: stage events; costumes; music
Cons: crowded; costly

I hope to post some pictures from this night soon)

Sunday (Oct. 30th): Paramount Canada’s Wonderland’s Fearfest
Pros: elaborate haunted mazes; horror atmosphere; lightless rides
Cons: crowded; took costly to expensive new levels

Monday (Oct. 31st): Friday the 13th Part 3: 3D at The Royal

Pros: film was actually in 3D; cheap night out
Cons: blurry for about 20 percent of the movie!


Cons aside, these were three great events. The Graveyard A Go-Go was a great way to hang out with my friends, Fearfest allowed me to see Wonderland in a freakishly fun new light, and I was finally (after waiting 23 years) able to appreciate the third Friday movie the way it was meant to be appreciated.

A Puzzle

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Moving Sucks

Many thanks to the visitors who have been here over the last while. I'm in the middle of moving right now - lots of fun!!! Moving is a great way to diminish your creativity. Fear not loyal readers, I will continue to post. For now help yourself to some old, but still fun, links . . .

http://www.frashii.com/Weeee.swf

http://www.hell.com

A Depressing Link

Check this link out. Don't waste your time with the rest of the site though.

http://swz.salary.com/salarytimer/layoutscripts/stml_start.asp