Why I Don’t Post Every Day

Today I woke up and had to pee really bad. Really bad. To the point that my groin hurt. So I got out of bed and went to the bathroom and peed. My groin didn’t hurt anymore. Then I went back to bed. I woke up again swearing at the alarm clock. Then I hit snooze. Then I woke up again. Then I hit snooze. Then I woke up again. Then I hit snooze. Then I swore at my cat for meowing. Then I got up. Then I fed my cat. Then I turned on the shower. Then I showered. Then I turned off the shower. My inner thigh was itchy so then I scratched it. Then I dried off. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I shaved (my face). Then I dried my face. Then I peed again.