Ontario Dollars Spent Poorly

I have some ranting prepared regarding the ODSP (Ontario Disability Support Program) Employment Support policies as it pertains to services for people with intellectual disabilities; however I am holding on pending further information.

Dominican Sunrise

Does anyone have a recipe for the Dominican Sunrise? My friends and I are having a post-vacation party tonight and I wanted to be able to make one exactly the way they did at the resort. I have searched online and found references but no actual list of ingredients. I know it contains white rum, orange juice and grenadine, but I was sure the bartender at the resort was adding a second type of alcohol. Then again, I was always a little 'runk when I was ordering one and therefore shouldn't put too much faith in my memories. Regardless, if you can confirm how to make the drink please leave a comment below (and before you feel you must let your inner comic loose, yes I do realize that this is a "girlie" drink, and yes I did feel myself growing a vagina the more I drank them, and no I do not know what the prefered spelling of "girlie" is).

The Other Side Of 'Rank'

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Back From The Dominican

I was recently away with 9 other people in the Dominican (near Puerto Plata to be more specific). While I have a lot of stuff I could write about, I don’t want to be the guy who bores the world with vacation stories. Instead I offer you a brief list of crap related to the trip (in no particular order). Think of this as vacation slides without the pictures and drawn out anecdotes:

Julio the tour guide
Jennifer Lopez
Cabarete
Dominican Sunrise
Presidente (although Ambar’s better)
Sosua (So-sucks)
Guiro (not a “meringue”)
Lax
Band-aid Burritos
Beach Dogs
Jose O’Shea’s
Dave’s giant coconut drink
The lazy bartender
6 out of 7 waterfalls
Rapids
Dented ping pong balls in hot coffee
Aqua socks suck (just ask my feet)
Boogey boarding
Wind
Diarrhea
Throwing candy at children
Waves
More waves
Undertow
Nacionales (Suave)
“My friend . . . my friend”
Corn and Hotdog Pizza
Frank Reyes