Why I Don’t Post Every Day

Today I woke up and had to pee really bad. Really bad. To the point that my groin hurt. So I got out of bed and went to the bathroom and peed. My groin didn’t hurt anymore. Then I went back to bed. I woke up again swearing at the alarm clock. Then I hit snooze. Then I woke up again. Then I hit snooze. Then I woke up again. Then I hit snooze. Then I swore at my cat for meowing. Then I got up. Then I fed my cat. Then I turned on the shower. Then I showered. Then I turned off the shower. My inner thigh was itchy so then I scratched it. Then I dried off. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I shaved (my face). Then I dried my face. Then I peed again.

Past Quotes

A few of my past quotes have included:

"I wrote a song for you today while I was sitting in my room. I jumped up on my bed today and played it on a broom. I didn't think that it would be a song that you would hear, but when I played it in my head, I made you reappear. I wrote a video for it and I acted out each part. Then I took your picture out and taped it to my heart. I've taped you to my heart dear girl, I've taped you to my heart and if you pull away from me you'll tear my life apart.. ."

- Saul Williams

"Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice,
Appears under your feet."

- Roger Waters

I'm followin' the trends,
'cause I wanna have some friends."

- The Dead Milkmen

When Virginia Woolf wrote every woman needs a room of ones own she must have been talking about the kitchen.

- Marge Simpson